Total Medals Earned: 319 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,410 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 15/18 (325/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 17/30 (95/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Free Emma
Complete the game
Teach hansel how to fly
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Slay the beast
Give Rufus back his hat
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/255 points)
TX-15 Dependency
Get a B Rank or higher
Get a C Rank or higher
Get an A Rank or higher
Get a S Rank
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game